Outburst presents DYKE SYSTEMS LTD.

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Selected as part of The Stage’s Fringe Five: theatre-makers who made the biggest impact, this Edinburgh Fringe 2025 sell-out hit is one of Outburst’s favourite shows this year!

Sally and Susan aren’t your average 1990s suburban women. They’re business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich!

Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.

On the hunt for new recruits for their ‘very lucrative business opportunity’ and diving deeper into the world of multi-level marketing, cracks begin to appear, unravelling corruption and unspoken desires as the lies they’ve built everything on start to catch up with them. Blending Fag Packet’s signature cocktail of comedy and physical theatre DYKE Systems Ltd explores how the forces of greed and conformity threaten us in a capitalist nightmare that’s coming for us all.

Bring your wallets and your carabiner and get ready to find your inner 

(D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!

★★★★★ The Stage 

An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision

★★★★★ The Skinny

Razor Sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity 

★★★★ The Scotsman

An anarchic delight